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Justice Dept.: Justice Dept. Broke Law

July 30, 2008 | ISSUE 44•31

An internal review has concluded that aides to former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales used politics as a guiding factor in hiring, thus breaking the law and ruining the reputation of the Justice Department. What do you think?

  • I can't tell which Justice Department is the evil Justice Department—they look exactly the same!"

    Tasha Stanton
    Blinds Installer

  • Uh-oh. I used a political criteria to choose my preferred candidate in the 2004 elections. Do I have to turn myself in?"

    Josh Craven
    Limo Driver

  • I'm beginning to think I was a little too hard on Ashcroft."

    Kyle Soares
    Systems Analyst

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