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Letters To The Editor Oct 21, 2009

Dear The Onion,

I keep sending you letters, and you keep printing them in the paper instead of writing back. I was just looking for a pen pal, and instead you're setting me up as some sort of modern-day Thomas Paine. I never asked for this! I hate you!

Your Former Pen Pal, The King of Paine

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