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Kellogg Cereal Inflates Health Claims

June 8, 2010 | ISSUE 46•23

The Federal Trade Commission is taking issue with Kellogg's assertion that its Rice Krispies cereal helps support children's immune systems. What do you think?

  • Poppycock! I have it on good authority that Dr. Kellogg's Crisped Rice cereal is sure to boost vitality and ward off languidity of all forms."

    Dan Ratter
    Financial Advisor

  • Why is the government always in our business? Can't they just let us have our edible cure-alls?"

    Pam Stone
    Attorney

  • So I should start taking my kids to the doctor?"

    Steve Alvarez
    Construction Worker

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