Kennedy Has Brain Cancer

American VoicesPolitics ISSUE 44•21 May 22, 2008

While hospitalized for a mysterious seizure, Sen. Ted Kennedy learned he has a malignant brain tumor. What do you think?

  • “What a tragedy. Well, not compared to John. Or Robert. Or John-John. But, you know, still kind of a tragedy.”

    Brendan Ackerman –
    Taxi Driver

  • “Whoo boy, brain tumor. I hope he's getting lots of fluids and rest. Or running around screaming 'I'm going to die!' Whatever works for him.”

    Rodney Knollin –
    Closet Organizer

  • “We're never leaving Iraq, are we?”

    Shannon Lazarus –

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