American Voices

Kennedy Has Brain Cancer

May 22, 2008 | ISSUE 44•21

While hospitalized for a mysterious seizure, Sen. Ted Kennedy learned he has a malignant brain tumor. What do you think?

  • What a tragedy. Well, not compared to John. Or Robert. Or John-John. But, you know, still kind of a tragedy.

    Brendan Ackerman
    Taxi Driver

  • Whoo boy, brain tumor. I hope he's getting lots of fluids and rest. Or running around screaming 'I'm going to die!' Whatever works for him.

    Rodney Knollin
    Closet Organizer

  • We're never leaving Iraq, are we?

    Shannon Lazarus
    Photographer

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