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Kennedy Re-Enters Rehab

May 10, 2006 | ISSUE 42•19

After a 3:00 AM car accident in downtown Washington, DC, representative Patrick Kennedy (D-RI) returned to a rehab clinic in Minnesota for treatment. What do you think?

I blame his rehab clinic's cafeteria for making the most addictive waffles on the planet. I've relapsed six times hoping to get another taste.

Kathy Hollngs
Systems Analyst
With his upbringing, I'm shocked he's not a better drunk-driver.

Wilhelm Greene
Market Analyst
My Dad used to say it's not summer until a Kennedy drives on the sidewalk. Well, he's out planting his garden now.

David Berger
Street Sweeper

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