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KFC Purges Trans Fats

February 2, 2007 | ISSUE 43•05

Fried-chicken chain KFC announced that they would change their cooking process to reduce trans fats. What do you think?

  • Why don't they just give us the option between KFC Classic and KFC For Pussies?

    Deanna Vitzum
    Bartender

  • Like any consumer, I'm comforted to know that the undisclosed substances in my food don't contain as much of a particular thing as they did before.

    Bob Klein
    Systems Analyst

  • In that case, I guess I'll be having my wedding reception at Popeye's instead.

    Jerry Patterson
    Cabinet Maker

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