Kim Jong Il In Control Of North Korea

Despite speculation to the contrary, White House national security adviser James L. Jones said Sunday that North Korean president Kim Jong Il has full range of his faculties. What do you think?

  • “That's right. He has full range of his completely insane faculties."”

    Chris James –
    Repo Man

  • “Damn. I guess my job hunt continues."”

    Jean Broad –
    Unemployed

  • “He's doing so great that he even has this chair that rolls him wherever he wants to go and this super-cool machine that breathes for him."”

    William Towe –
    Carpenter