American Voices

Kim Jong Il May Have Had Stroke

September 11, 2008 | ISSUE 44•37

Following his absence during a parade celebrating the 60th anniversary of North Korea, many are speculating that Kim Jong Il has suffered a stroke. What do you think?

  • I guess now they'll probably have to repaint all those thousands of murals of him with one side of his face all droopy."

    Charlie Cafarelli
    Office Manager

  • Well, he is 66—he'd be retiring soon anyway.

    Geoffrey Thedford
    Acquisitions Assistant

  • It's so annoying how whenever you miss a parade everyone thinks you had a stroke.

    Lisa Berg
    Sales Associate

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