DENTON, TX—Forty-one-year-old printer repairman and husband Nils Holzer was shocked by the quality of a kiss he shared with his wife before going to work last Tuesday. The kiss, which experts estimate to be the couple's 4,287th, lasted eight seconds longer than their previous and featured more animation on the part of both participants. "Well, whadaya know?" Holzer said. "That was pretty all right. She even moved her hands around on my back. I forgot about that." Holzer thought about the kiss for most of the day, and was at press time considering doing something nice for her, like buying some of those daisies she likes.
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