CorrectionsOpinion ISSUE 48•42 Oct 17, 2012

In last Friday’s gossip column on gay celebrities, Henry Kissinger should have instead been listed as bisexual. The Onion regrets the error.

More Corrections

Mule Rank

The mule should have been No. 5 instead of No. 12 on our annual animal rankings. The Onion regrets the error.

Blank Paper

Monday’s paper was blank. The Onion apologizes.

Julie

In yesterday’s issue we accidentally wrote “Julie Gallant” in place of every name in every article.