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Kobe Bryant Case Dismissed

September 8, 2004 | ISSUE 40•36

Last week, prosecutors dropped the felony sexual-assault charge against basketball star Kobe Bryant. What do you think?

  • Well, there you have it. The system works.

    Sandy Miller
    Teacher

  • All you people who have been clamoring for a pro athlete who's not a convicted felon, here's your man.

    Amy O'Keefe
    Studio Musician

  • At last, Kobe is vindicated before the eyes of the nation: He's not a rapist; he just constantly cheats on his wife.

    James Tompkins
    Lawyer

  • He's still guilty of losing to the no-name Detroit Pistons in the NBA Finals.

    Eric Mills
    Chef

  • Every time a black man gets famous, they try to drag him down. But every time a woman asserts herself, they call her a slut. So I'm torn.

    Michael Bartko
    Systems Analyst

  • Could they at least tell us if he did it or not?

    Jeffrey Larsen
    Mayor

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