Kobe Bryant Case Dismissed

Last week, prosecutors dropped the felony sexual-assault charge against basketball star Kobe Bryant. What do you think?

  • “Well, there you have it. The system works.”

    Sandy Miller –
    Teacher

  • “All you people who have been clamoring for a pro athlete who's not a convicted felon, here's your man.”

    Amy O'Keefe –
    Studio Musician

  • “At last, Kobe is vindicated before the eyes of the nation: He's not a rapist; he just constantly cheats on his wife.”

    James Tompkins –
    Lawyer

  • “He's still guilty of losing to the no-name Detroit Pistons in the NBA Finals.”

    Eric Mills –
    Chef

  • “Every time a black man gets famous, they try to drag him down. But every time a woman asserts herself, they call her a slut. So I'm torn.”

    Michael Bartko –
    Systems Analyst

  • “Could they at least tell us if he did it or not?”

    Jeffrey Larsen –
    Mayor

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