CorrectionsOpinion ISSUE 49•05 Jan 30, 2013

Last Friday, you referred to Kung Fu Panda as a Pixar movie. It’s actually by DreamWorks. How does it feel to be corrected?

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Last Tuesday, The Onion accidentally printed a photo of a nun feeding an apple to a horse everywhere a photo belonged.

The Birthday Girl

An article yesterday repeatedly referred to Hillary Clinton as “the birthday girl.” This was unprofessional and entirely inaccurate.

We're So Sorry

The Onion apologizes for its failure to meet the oh-so-high editorial standards of a genius such as yourself.