Last Friday, you referred to Kung Fu Panda as a Pixar movie. It’s actually by DreamWorks. How does it feel to be corrected?
The Onion apologizes for its failure to meet the oh-so-high editorial standards of a genius such as yourself.
The headline of Tuesday's article about homegrown terrorism was not as alarmist as it could have been.
After defending Cindy for years, The Onion finally realized she’s no good. You were right.