CorrectionsOpinion ISSUE 49•05 Jan 30, 2013

Last Friday, you referred to Kung Fu Panda as a Pixar movie. It’s actually by DreamWorks. How does it feel to be corrected?

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Cucumber Mixup

In Monday’s issue, we misspelled “cucumber” as “konkowbar.” We regret the error.

Today's Date

Yesterday’s front page listed the date as June 19, 2013, which can’t be right. No, of course not, unless…unless the time machine ...

Our Pleasure

A recent correction claimed that The Onion regretted an error when, in fact, it took secret pleasure in the error.