Last Friday, you referred to Kung Fu Panda as a Pixar movie. It’s actually by DreamWorks. How does it feel to be corrected?
An article yesterday repeatedly referred to Hillary Clinton as “the birthday girl.” This was unprofessional and entirely inaccurate.
The Onion apologizes for its failure to meet the oh-so-high editorial standards of a genius such as yourself.
The headline of Tuesday's article about homegrown terrorism was not as alarmist as it could have been.