American Voices

L.A. Bans Fast Food

August 1, 2008 | ISSUE 44•31

The Los Angeles City Council passed a one-year moratorium on new fast-food establishments opening in South Los Angeles where 30 percent of the children are obese. What do you think?

  • Just as long as they don't go overboard and deplete Hollywood's supply of cute little fat kids.

    Samantha Arca
    Systems Analyst

  • Kids are craftier than you think. The second you turn your back, they'll find some new way to get fat.

    Timothy Kendall
    Textile Designer

  • Yeah, that almost happened to us, but we just lured the fat kids out of town on Census Day.

    Stephen Norton
    Highway Engineer

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