Lady Gaga Barred From Indonesia

Following numerous religious protests, Indonesian officials have refused to issue a permit for Lady Gaga to perform in Jakarta next month. What do you think?

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  “Oh, man, that’s too bad. I bet she was going to dress up like something weird.”

  Quinn Palmer –
  Systems Analyst

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  “Fuck, do you know how hard it is to get a refund from Indonesian Ticketmaster?”

  Gabriel King –
  Buffing Machine Operator

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  “As Eddie Money’s booking agent, I can confirm he is available to step in to fill her commitments. Seriously, he’s got a bag packed and everything.”

  Marc Taylor –
  Booking Agent