'Lancet' Retracts Autism Paper

Citing the study's bad methodology, the British medical journal The Lancet retracted a 1998 paper that linked autism with the measles-mumps-rubella vaccine. What do you think?

  • “That's obvious. Vaccines don't cause autism. Not telling your kids to smarten up and get their heads out of their asses does."”

    Annie Meyer –
    Systems Analyst

  • “That study may have been flawed, but the connection still exists. How else do you explain the fact that neither of my intentionally unvaccinated children have autism?"”

    Zach Scovell –

  • “I still trust Jim Carrey's girlfriend on this. She was on Oprah.'"”

    Jeffrey Mulligan –
    Muffler Installer

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