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    Law Enforcement

    Slideshow • police • justice • ISSUE 46•35 ISSUE 43•17 • Apr 25, 2007
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    • Local Sheriff Suspects Al-Qaeda Or Teens

      BARABOO, WI—Sauk County Sheriff Virgil "Butch" Steinhorst announced Tuesday that he believes a recent rash of Baraboo-area crimes was perpetrated by the al-Qaeda terrorist network or teenagers.
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    • Police Baffled By Bottle-Shaped Paper Bag

      BRIDGEPORT, CT—Law-enforcement officials were confounded by a mysterious bottle-shaped paper bag Monday.
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    • 'Six Flags Killer' Still At Large, Say Souvenir-Bedecked Police

      GURNEE, IL—Police have been looking for clues at every ride, game, snack bar, gift shop, and photo-sticker booth.
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    • Good Cop, Bad Cop Both Racist

      LOS ANGELES—Despite occupying opposing roles in a good-cop/bad-cop dyad, LAPD officers Frank K. McGrew, 51, and Bob West, 36, have one thing in common: They're both extremely racist, 77th precinct sources reported Monday.
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    • Law Enforcement Officials Call For Creation Of Bulletproof Sleeves

      DETROIT—Citing decades of advancements in torso protection, the National Association of Law Enforcement Officials held a press conference Monday, calling for the development of a bulletproof sleeve.
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    • Investigators Blame Stupidity In Area Death

      WHEATLEY, AR—Police are fairly certain the deceased was operating under the influence of being an unbelievable dumbass.
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    • LAPD Discovers Hidden Deformed Olsen Triplet

      LOS ANGELES—A ragged, misshapen girl was rescued from the squalid basement of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen's residence.
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    • Vigilante Cop Acts As Judge, Jury, Prosecuting Attorney, Bailiff, Stenographer, Executioner

      OAKLAND, CA—
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    • Crime Scene Used To Be Cool

      LOS ANGELES—Once people started showing up and the traffic cops fucked up the evidence, the once-cool alley was rendered totally lame.
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    • Male Bonding Leads To Bail Bonding

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