American Voices

Lawsuit Over iPod Scratches

October 31, 2005 | ISSUE 41•43

Apple has been threatened with class-action lawsuits claiming its new iPod nano scratches too easily. What do you think?

  • That's a good idea. You know, my Butterfinger came all broken today. Who do I sue, the store or the manufacturer?

    Walter Eisenberg
    Civil Engineer

  • Because of scratches? Just scratches? This is what happens when those prissy-assed vinyl-record types start getting into digital music.

    Coral Simms
    Systems Analyst

  • That's what happens when white people have access to the entire Public Enemy catalog at their fingertips.

    Sean Mulgrove
    Sound Technician

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