Lawsuit Seeks Human Rights For Chimps

American VoicesOpinion ISSUE 49•49 Dec 6, 2013

Borrowing rhetoric from the anti-slavery movement, a lawsuit filed in New York on behalf of four captive chimpanzees seeks to recognize chimps as legal persons with a limited right to liberty, which would prohibit them from being kept as pets or used in biomedical research. What do you think?

  • “But how else will we know how badly mascara burns your eyes out?”

    Megan Kertzner –
    Vending Machine Coin Collector

  • “You mean I have to give up Thurston?”

    Bob Friedman –
    File Clerk

  • “All right, how many bananas do we gotta throw at this to make it go away?”

    Ryan Huus –
    Lifeguard Trainer

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