American Voices

Legalizing Pot In Canada

September 11, 2002 | ISSUE 38•33

Last week, a Canadian parliamentary committee recommended that the government legalize the use of marijuana. What do you think?

  • If they do legalize pot, they're gonna be the world's number-one economic power in no time, 'cause you can make anything out of hemp.

    Dan Zorn
    Cashier

  • The last thing we need is a glut of web sites explaining how, if you watch Strange Brew while listening to Rush's 2112, it all matches up.

    Erin Parker
    Biologist

  • I just hope no marijuana slips into the U.S.

    Doris Atkinson
    Librarian

  • I'm gonna toke up, sit back, and watch the geese.

    Bob Edwards
    Lawyer

  • Yeah, I heard about that. They're doing the same thing in Canada.

    Cameron Davis
    Welder

  • They're legalizing pot, plus they already have free health care and almost no crime? Now, why exactly do we always make fun of them, again?

    Eric Donald
    Systems
    Analyst

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