American Voices

Lennon, 25 Years Gone

December 8, 2005 | ISSUE 41•49

Today marks the 25th anniversary of the death of John Lennon. What do you think?

  • I can't believe it's been 25 years already. It seems like only yesterday that Lennon was dead for nine years.

    Jesse Robbins
    Actuary

  • It's too bad he couldn't live to see himself in an ad for Apple.

    Nate McConarty
    Corrections Officer

  • Damn. Now there's going to be another special edition of Catcher In the Rye, and I'll have to get this one, too.

    Phoebe Plagens
    Guest Services

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