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Real-Life Log Flume Kills Family
08.28.07 | ISSUE 43•35
News Van Driver Sick Of Helping Anchors Move
08.22.07 | ISSUE 43•34
Bratz Movie Accidentally Released
08.21.07 | ISSUE 43•34
Video-Game Character Feeling Healthier After Eating Turkey Leg Off Ground
09.06.06 | ISSUE 42•36
Denny's Introduces 'Just A Humongous Bucket Of Eggs And Meat'
01.17.01 | ISSUE 37•01
Naderite Loyalists Nuke Dam
11.15.00 | ISSUE 36•41
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