American Voices

Lieberman Defeated in Primary

August 10, 2006 | ISSUE 42•32

Challenger Ned Lamont narrowly defeated conservative incumbent Joe Lieberman in the Connecticut Democratic primary. What do you think?

  • I am happy to hear that Lieberman has decided to stay in the race as an independent. Sometimes voters are just being coy and don't really mean what they say.

    Alex Wilson
    Pension Planner

  • Hooray! Ned Lamont won! My vote finally counted! Now, who is Ned Lamont?

    Billy Vorlander
    Laser Printer Salesman

  • Luckily, Lieberman can take comfort in the strong, able arms of George W. Bush. His gentle embrace will give solace, his warm lips succor. Lieberman will not suffer this grief alone.

    Leslie Waechter
    Purchasing Specialist

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