American Voices

Life After Michael

June 10, 1998 | ISSUE 33•22

With Michael Jordan closing out what could be his last season, the NBA may soon have to face life without its biggest draw and greatest ambassador. What do you think about such a prospect?

  • I will not watch NBA games when Michael Jordan retires. He is the only one who puts the ball in the hoop in a manner I enjoy.

    Jennifer Croydon
    Waitress

  • I can't believe the NBA is going to retire Jordan. It's just another sad example of how the black man is mistreated in our society.

    Wayne Eccles
    Systems Analyst

  • Perhaps the NBA could make up for the inevitable loss of revenue by selling some sort of merchandise.

    Richard Hooton
    Cinematographer

  • Michael introduced me to something amazing, something I enjoy far more than anything else in the world—shooting kids for their shoes.

    Robert Zahn
    Electrician

  • The real question is: What will the NBA do when Jud Buechler retires?

    Aaron Milburn
    Telemarketer

  • No one can take Michael's place: Shaquille O'Neal's commercials totally suck.

    Amanda Platt
    Graduate Student

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