American Voices

Life After Saddam

March 12, 2003 | ISSUE 39•09

With war imminent, President Bush and others are already discussing plans for a post-Saddam, U.S.-occupied Iraq. What do you think?

  • I'm sure there are plenty of ambitious young despots out there who would jump at the chance to rule Iraq.

    Andrea Crim
    Teacher

  • I just hope we don't see a repeat of that mess we made a few years back when we tried to install an American ruler in America.

    Bruce Wollensky
    Attorney

  • Can't we just get CNN to run the place?

    Martin Baines
    Systems Analyst

  • Whatever happens, someone should be there to film the most touching moments.

    Meredith Hall
    Psychologist

  • We should ask ourselves what we would want if Iraq was occupying the U.S.

    Ken Franklin
    Bus Driver

  • Oh, man, we're not gonna make Iraq the 51st state, are we?

    Dennis Doering
    Landscaper

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