American Voices

Life Expectancy Falls

July 11, 2008 | ISSUE 44•28

A study at the Harvard Global Health Initiative shows that, for a segment of the population, life expectancy is lower now that in was in the early '80s. What do you think?

  • Wow, I'm glad my grandma died in the '80s!

    Marvin Prieboy
    Makeup Salesperson

  • Let's keep working to get it even lower. People over 30 make me sad.

    Kelly Ridgeway
    Systems Analyst

  • Oh yeah? Well then how do you explain my mother, who was alive during both decades?

    Richard Moreland
    Hunting Guide

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