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Wal-Mart Bans Semi-Nude Pantyhose
04.15.98 | ISSUE 33•14
Michael Jordan Displeased With This Week's Burnt Offerings
04.08.98 | ISSUE 33•13
Authorized Personnel Enjoying Untold Pleasures Beyond Designated Point
Report: Much Of U.S. Still Underpaved
12.22.99 | ISSUE 35•47
Real-Life Pepe Le Pew Rapes Cat
03.14.01 | ISSUE 37•09
Pet Winterized
12.08.04 | ISSUE 40•49
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