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Pit Crew Triumphantly Carries Winning Car Off Track
11.18.11 | ISSUE 47•48
Joe Flacco: 'Before You Get Too Impressed, I Intend To Throw For Only 60 Yards Next Week'
11.04.11 | ISSUE 47•46
Ray Lewis Releases Primal Scream After Successfully Transferring Money To Checking Account
10.28.11 | ISSUE 47•50 ISSUE 47•43
Nation's 65th-Best College Basketball Team Also Given Trophy
04.05.07 | ISSUE 43•14
Frustrated Serena Williams Snaps Dildo In Half Inside Herself
09.17.09 | ISSUE 45•38
Flyers Defenseman Ceremonially Checks Sarah Palin Into Boards
10.16.08 | ISSUE 44•42
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