Live Coverage Of Last Night's Debate From Onion Politics
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Nation Tunes In To See Which Sociopath More Likable This Time onion.com/SZ1ho0
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“Last debate, Romney was a great sociopath. He looked very comfortable, even against a seasoned sociopath like Obama." onion.com/SZ48gN
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Stay tuned for our live coverage of the second presidential debate, where candidates must answer all questions with a simple "yes" or "no"
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Obama will likely need to prove himself at tonight’s debate, but Romney will need to do well too, you know? #debates
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First Question From Debate Audience Somehow Comes From Paul Ryan onion.com/OGfUMx
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Hey...is the president black? #debates
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All major networks have already declared Mitt Romney the winner of tonight’s debate.
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Seems neither candidate is tall enough to have his feet hit the ground when sitting on those stools. Pathetic. America deserves better.
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Lot of ugly people in here tonight. Hoo boy—just really ugly people #debates
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Nation's Ever So Malleable Simpletons Fluttering Between Candidates Like Shuttlecocks Through Every Moment Of Debate onion.com/OGiguS
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The candidates are now taking a short break from answering questions to enjoy a spaghetti dinner #debates
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Romney To Town Hall Audience: 'I Own Horses And Care For Them, And You Are All Like Horses' onion.com/OGjiXJ
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Fidgeting Romney clearly hoping the guy in the front row hooked to a dialysis machine doesn’t ask a question #debates
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Questioner: 'Do you like food? I'm curious if you like food. This is the question I want to ask the President of the United States' #debates
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Romney Tells Heartbreaking Lie About Single Mother Of 4 He Never Met onion.com/OGklXN#debates
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Translation: ‘I'd like to answer that question, if I may, by addressing a completely different topic entirely’ #debates
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George W. Bush just crashed through ceiling to defend himself #debates
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Please, @crowleycnn, ask the candidates questions about living with HIV #debates
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Romney openly asks black questioner if he's a shill #debates
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Everyone In Town Hall Debate Audience Has Spouse Who Lost Health Insurance And Is Dying Of Cancer onion.com/OGlK0i
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Romney flat out just deported recent Latina questioner #debates
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Both candidates are now just singing the national anthem #debates
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Security removing audience member asking candidates if they would prefer being shot in chest or head #debates
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CNN's Squiggly Green Line Drags Squiggly Yellow Line Home, Beats Her | For More Debate Coverage: onion.com/Uf0cv6
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Debate briefly interrupted after Tagg Romney playfully runs across stage to hug father #debates
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Increasingly desperate Romney accuses Obama of Aurora movie theater shooting #debates
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Debate Cut Short As Lantern Fire Burns Down Ol' Town Hall onion.com/RA7NOL
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“Come quick, there’s a fire down at the ol’ Town Hall! Hurry, before the flames get the fall harvest!” onion.com/RA9wDI#debates
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Tweet who you think won the debate. This a completely scientific poll and will determine the result of the election #debates
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Millions Head To Internet To Figure Out Their Own Opinions About Debate onion.com/RAamjN
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