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    Live Coverage Of Last Night's Final Presidential Debate From Onion Politics

    Twitter Update • Politics • politicians • ISSUE 48•43 • Oct 23, 2012
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    Live Coverage Of Last Night's Final Presidential Debate From Onion Politics

    Foreign policy primer: Besides the US, there are 6 countries in the world. They are Israel, Iran, China, Libya, Syria and Afghanistan.

    — Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) October 23, 2012

    Michelle tells Barack she’s pregnant again just as he’s called to debate stage #debates

    — Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) October 23, 2012

    Candidates: "It’s great to be at this completely made-up, fictional college called Lynn University" #debates

    — Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) October 23, 2012

    Romney impressing everyone by naming all 196 countries on Earth during first answer #debates

    — Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) October 23, 2012

    Romney Pledges To Replace All Foreign Policy With Jobs Right Here In America onion.com/T7AEJo

    — The Onion (@TheOnion) October 23, 2012

    Moderator issues warning that the candidates' pottery is ready to removed from the debate kiln #debates

    — Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) October 23, 2012

    Romney just explained how attacks in Benghazi could have easily been prevented if America didn't have so many single moms #debates

    — Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) October 23, 2012

    Ooh, let's have a partnership with other countries #USofGay#debates

    — Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) October 23, 2012

    “What would you do in the event of a terrorist attack right now?” asks Bob Schieffer with a grenade in his hand #debates

    — Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) October 23, 2012

    “Mitt looks sharp tonight,” some idiot going to say no matter what #debates

    — Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) October 23, 2012

    Weeping Obama Breaks Down, Admits Bin Laden Still Alive And Out There Somewhere onion.com/T7CJFb

    — The Onion (@TheOnion) October 23, 2012

    Bob Schieffer continues to steer conversation back to existence of underwater monsters #debates

    — Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) October 23, 2012

    Republican viewers are lauding debate organizers for selecting a moderator that lets lies slide #debates

    — Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) October 23, 2012

    Obama seems suspiciously knowledgeable about foreign affairs for someone born here #debates

    — Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) October 23, 2012

    Romney Delivers Stern Warning To China, Speaking Directly Into The Camera In Fluent Mandarin onion.com/SeMrt0

    — The Onion (@TheOnion) October 23, 2012

    Romney recounting his diplomatic meeting with Benjamin "Boogly-Boo" Netanyahu #debates

    — Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) October 23, 2012

    "What’s your favorite ocean?" unexpectedly turning out to be most polarizing question of debate

    — Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) October 23, 2012

    The audience has started chanting "shut up" at both candidates #debates

    — Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) October 23, 2012

    So far, the candidates have spent an unlikely 72 minutes of this foreign policy debate on Slovenia #debates

    — Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) October 23, 2012

    Obama Takes Out Romney With Mid-Debate Drone Attack onion.com/T7F1nP

    — The Onion (@TheOnion) October 23, 2012

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