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    Living With Others

    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•20 • May 13, 2008
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    • New Roommate Always There

      COLUMBUS, OH–Adam Polentz said he doubts his 22-year-old roommate got up from the couch even once the entire time Polentz was away last weekend.
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    • Freshman Psych Student Diagnoses Roommate With Bipolar Disorder

      PORTLAND, OR–In a breakthrough discovery Monday, Portland State University freshman and Psychology 101 student Steve Wenger diagnosed roommate Chad Doane with bipolar disorder.
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    • Crack Dealer Only Tenant Landlord Can Depend On For Rent

      CULVER CITY, CA—
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    • New Roommate Has Lots Of Big Redecorating Ideas

      LAS CRUCES, NM—Dave Beckman, the newest tenant of a three-bedroom apartment in the Lincoln Crest complex, has offered numerous redecorating tips "to make the place more livable," long-time inhabitants Andrew Kiely and Marcus Linkater said Monday.
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    • Area Man Has Sad Little Routine For When He Needs Cheering Up

      TIPTON, IN—To raise his spirits, Wes Mendic holds a
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    • New Roommate Has Elaborate Theory About How Kenny Rogers Is A Genius

      DAYTON, OH—University of Dayton sophomores Mike Maritz and Andrea Haltigan reported Monday that their otherwise normal-seeming new roommate has
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    • Roommate Deemed Too Incompetent To Clean Bathroom

      IOWA CITY, IA—Rob Carrero's dishwashing debacle cast doubt on his ability to clean toilets, much less choose between Windex and Formula 409.
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    • Housemates Reject Third-Roommate Debt-Relief Plan

      LAWRENCE, KS—Chad Doogan, 20, a resident of the economically ravaged back bedroom at 1409 Oakwood Drive, received a huge setback Monday, when a humanitarian proposal calling for the forgiveness of his outstanding debts was vetoed by his two roommates.
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    • Depressed Roommate Hitting The GameCube Pretty Hard

      WEST LAFAYETTE, IN—Despondent over a recent breakup, grad student Tim Mahaffey has drown his sorrows in the Cube.
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    • Guy On Couch A Friend From Out Of Town, Roommate Reports

      BURLINGTON, VT—The deal with that guy living on the living-room couch was finally revealed Sunday.
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