Long Space Voyages May Damage Vision

MRI scans of astronauts who have been on long space flights found evidence of intracranial hypertension, which could damage eyesight. What do you think?

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  “Not to diminish the wonder of space travel, but surely we can find cheaper and safer ways to blind astronauts here on Earth.”

  Mickey Jacildo –
  Furniture Cleaner

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  “First pro football, now aerospace. What's a guy supposed to do for a living if he wants universal adulation without brain damage?”

  Jermaine Moorish –
  Forge Utility Worker

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  “Can NASA not afford sunglasses anymore?”

  Darcy Cox –
  Unemployed