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Looks Like I'm Not The Only One Growing A Pair Of Balls

By Gary Brunson
5-Week-Old Fetus
October 2, 2008 |

With the election heating up, it looks as if the Republican ticket is finally developing a pendulous scrotal sac and fighting back against the Jew-run media. Honestly, I haven't seen a smear-campaign this bad since my fetal eyelids first opened earlier in the week. Thankfully, it seems as though Ms. Palin has had enough and will let everyone know exactly where she stands when she meets up with that overgrown zygote Senator Joe Biden later tonight.

I for one, can't fucking wait. Go Sarah! Give 'em hell!

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