‘Lorax’ No. 1

The Lorax, the CGI adaptation of the classic Dr. Seuss book, opened No. 1 at the box office this weekend, bringing in more than $70 million. What do you think?

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  “I guess if you’re going to bastardize the work of Dr. Seuss, you might as well make a ton of money from it.”

  Jason Svenonius –
  Latexer

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  “We can’t afford the movies anymore, so I just chopped down a bunch of trees while my kids cried.”

  Erica Gamboa –
  Emblem Drawer-In

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  “I’m not surprised. Do you have any idea how long my children have been clamoring for a Danny DeVito–voiced animated feature?”

  Niles Canty –
  Rug Dyer