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Lower IQs Linked To Epilepsy Medication

May 26, 2009 | ISSUE 45•22

Children of women who took the antiseizure drug valproate had lower IQs than those of women on other epilepsy medications. What do you think?

  • As someone who lives above a day-care center, I would like to know how these researchers differentiate the low-IQ children from the rest."

    Wade Brookner
    Olive Brine Tester

  • Who funded this study? Was it those crooks in the Dilantin camp? They never could stand valproate's success."

    Brooke Roberts
    Unemployed

  • Ha! Pregnant women will eat anything, won't they?"

    Kyle Purnell
    Rubber Compounder

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