1Tuesday's issue of The Onion mistakenly printed the page number 13 instead of doing the hotel thing and skipping from 12 to 14. The Onion regrets the bad luck it might have caused.
More Corrections
Cucumber Mixup
In Monday’s issue, we misspelled “cucumber” as “konkowbar.” We regret the error.
Today's Date
Yesterday’s front page listed the date as June 19, 2013, which can’t be right. No, of course not, unless…unless the time machine ...
Our Pleasure
A recent correction claimed that The Onion regretted an error when, in fact, it took secret pleasure in the error.
