Tuesday's issue of The Onion mistakenly printed the page number 13 instead of doing the hotel thing and skipping from 12 to 14. The Onion regrets the bad luck it might have caused.
The Onion apologizes for leaving the drawbridge down overnight.
Last Wednesday, The Onion used the word “jaunt” well over 10 times in the article “Suspect Jaunts Off With Stolen Cash.” The Onion regrets leaning ...
Last Tuesday’s edition of The Onion was actually the October 1990 issue of Sports Illustrated For Kids.