Madoff Pleads Guilty To Fraud

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Madoff Pleads Guilty To Fraud

March 12, 2009 | ISSUE 45•11

Bernard Madoff, the money manager accused of running the largest Ponzi scheme in U.S. history, pleaded guilty to charges this morning in a New York court. What do you think?

I wouldn't be surprised if someone pays to have him revenge-embezzled in the yard.

Timothy Peterson
Driving Instructor
People are really going to be pissed when they find out that Bernard Madoff is just a Brooks Brothers suit stuffed with feathers.

Joel Watson
Tooling Engineer
With a 150-year prison sentence to serve, he's going to be in killer shape.

Melody Tripp
Embalmer

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