Madonna An 'Ambassador For Judaism'

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Madonna An 'Ambassador For Judaism'

September 20, 2007 | ISSUE 43•38

Madonna, meeting with Israeli President Shimon Peres, told him that she was an ambassador for Judaism, despite not being Jewish herself. What do you think?

I hope Jews reject that claim. The economy of La Isla Bonita is still in ruins after her tenure as finance minister in 1987.

Adam McCaulley
Marketing Executive
I guess that explains why her private jet firebombed Lebanon on the way to Israel.

Jake Palley
Bouncer
As the self-appointed ambassador for Madonna, I will speak for her and say that she's lost her mind.

Shira Rosenthal
Data Secialist

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