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Magna Carta Issued

December 15, 2009 | ISSUE 45•51

The Magna Carta, which limits the powers of the king and binds him to the rule of law, was issued on June 15, 1215. What do you think?

  • Then, tis tyme to become taken awaye to the prisonne, for I am desirous to trye this new Habeas Corpus.

    Hamon Millins
    Stoveblack

  • Wolde that be the hub-bub at the meadow Runnymede on Monday last? I thought it was juste another publick Juwe-disemboweling.

    Godwin Smyth
    Offal Forrager

  • Step from my path! With haste I must make my way to the tallow shoppe’s Magna Carta celebration reduction event.

    Alviva Gwynyk
    Noblewoman

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