Male Birth-Control Pill

Scientists are reportedly close to perfecting a birth-control pill for men that will stop the development of sperm. What do you think?

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  “If my wife can't remember to take her pill, what makes you think I can rely on her to make me take mine?”

  Peter Haynes –
  Insurance Salesman

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  “I tend to be pretty forgetful, so once they release a male morning-after pill, I'll be all set.”

  Paul Bannon –
  Knife Sharpener

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  “We already bear the enormous responsibility of pulling out and now they want to make us do this?”

  Kyle Bruckner –
  Systems Analyst