0In regard to last week's coverage of the mall shooting that left nine dead, The Onion apologizes for focusing more on all the great sales the mall had going on rather than on all the dead people.
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A recent correction claimed that The Onion regretted an error when, in fact, it took secret pleasure in the error.
Treasure Map
In last Saturday’s Travel section, the compass rose on the treasure map was askew. The Onion regrets the error.
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Last Tuesday, The Onion accidentally printed a photo of a nun feeding an apple to a horse everywhere a photo belonged.
