TUCSON, AZ—Local 32-year-old Greg Chesterfield demonstrated Tuesday that he has the ability to correctly name all the parts of the human vagina. "Inner and outer labia, mons veneris, Skene's gland, Bartholin gland, vaginal opening," Chesterfield said to reporters while looking off toward an unknown point in the distance. "The clitoris, the clitoral hood, the hymen, and the urethra." Added Chesterfield, "Oh, and commissure of inner labia."
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