1TALLAHASSEE, FL—According to friends and associates, 28-year-old Tallahassee resident Paul Curnow could really see himself spending the rest of his life with the highly idealized version of Allison James, a 23-year-old personal assistant with whom he’s gone on two dates. “She’s perfect for me,” Curnow said of the woman who in actuality shares none of his interests or ambitions, has no intention of settling down, and plans to move to California in the spring. “I can see us buying an old place downtown, fixing it up, having a couple kids, maybe opening a little shop around the corner. It’d be a nice life.” James could not be reached for comment, as she was making out with another man in the back of the bar at the time.
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