0BAYONNE, NJ—Not wanting to miss out on the latest William H. Macy news, local resident Andy Dorman popped by the actor's official website Wednesday to check it out and update himself on everything Macy. "I was already surfing the web, so I figured why not zip on over to WilliamHMacy.net and see what he's got cooking," a satisfied Dorman said of the visit, during which he pored over Macy's filmography page and signed the actor's guest book. "Did you know he was born in Miami but grew up in Georgia and Maryland? He's apparently pretty involved in charities, too." While admitting he was disappointed that the videos page was still under construction, Dorman said he was looking forward to e-mailing Macy as soon as he thinks of a good question to ask him.
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