Newswire • Local • ISSUE 48•27 • Jul 4, 2012

Man On Hot Date Suddenly Realizes He's Wearing Swastika Boxer Shorts His Mom Got Him

Kanye West Grips Armrests And Frantically Whispers Own Lyrics During Heavy Turbulence

Guy Who Thinks He Outran Gorilla Decides To Casually Lean Elbow Against Big Furry Rock