0HERE—Tom, a guy who think he so smart, use big word Tuesday and make feel stupid. "You are a traw-glow-dite," Tom said, and then he smile like he so much better, like when he win at checkers. "Ha ha ha." As of press time, Tom still being unabashedly supercilious and won't tell what big word mean.
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