BROOKLYN, NY—Kevin Stenner, 32, known as "Uncle Kev" to the wound-up screaming children whose most chaotic, destructive, and self-gratifying tendencies he unabashedly fosters, was referred to as "good with kids" by parents Sunday. "Kevin is such a natural, the way he laughs and encourages Clarkie to yank on the dog's tail or climb up the entertainment center like a ladder," Stenner's college friend Annalisa Pratt told reporters while attempting to calm her son Clark, 3. "As soon as my son sees him, it's 'Throw things game, Uncle Kev! Throw things game!' And it's so cute the way Kevin makes Clark do that punching thing he does." Experts theorize that Stenner, who has reportedly described his friends' kids as "entertaining," encourages the more savage impulses of children to bolster his own demanding and indulgent ego.
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