Newswire • News • ISSUE 48•41 • Oct 11, 2012

Man Who Stopped Paying $7.99 A Month For Netflix Entreated To Come Back To Netflix For Only $7.99 A Month

Kanye West Grips Armrests And Frantically Whispers Own Lyrics During Heavy Turbulence

Guy Who Thinks He Outran Gorilla Decides To Casually Lean Elbow Against Big Furry Rock