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Science Fiction Fan Increases Suavity With Trenchcoat
07.09.96 | ISSUE 29•23
Adorable Animated Hunchback to Shove Self Down Area Throats
06.18.96 | ISSUE 29•21
Scientists Discover Sun is Made of Hot
Time-Warner CEO Announces Plans To Merge With Secretary
05.07.97 | ISSUE 31•17
New Stapler Makes All Other Staplers Look Like Worthless Shit
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Your Neighbors: Should You Consider Talking To Them?
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