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    Manny Ramirez: A Retrospective

    Slideshow • Sports • baseball • ISSUE 47•14 • Apr 8, 2011
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    • Manny Ramirez To David Ortiz: 'Road Trip'

      SOMEWHERE ALONG I-65—Best buddies Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz, both of whom find themselves at professional crossroads and both desperately wanting to rekindle their friendship, decided on Sunday that a soul-searching road trip was the...
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    • Manny Ramirez: 'Am I In Trouble?'

      LOS ANGELES—According to his teammates, his coaches, and the media, Manny Ramirez has appeared visibly confused and anxious since receiving a 50-game suspension for violating Major League Baseball's drug policy.
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    • Manny Ramirez Plays With Bush Family Dogs During Red Sox's Entire White House Visit

      WASHINGTON, DC—Although Red Sox outfielder Manny Ramirez was present for the official team visit to the White House, he did not meet the...
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    • Documentary Manny Ramirez Talking About Turns Out To Be 'Billy Madison'

      LOS ANGELES—After less than five minutes listening to Manny Ramirez describe a
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    • Manny Embarks On Journey To Find Legendary Realm Of Batlantis

      LOS ANGELES—In his ongoing quest to find the finest and most powerful baseball bat ever crafted, Dodgers outfielder Manny Ramirez embarked on an epic voyage Tuesday to search for the legendary underwater kingdom of Batlantis. "I need to get dow...
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    • 'Play Every Day To The Best Of Your Ability' Clause Stalled Ramirez, Dodgers Talks

      LOS ANGELES—A clause stipulating that free agent Manny Ramirez show up to games on time and play baseball to the greatest extent of his...
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    • Manny Being Manny During Massachusetts State Driver's License Photo

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