Manson, Von Teese Split

Burlesque performer Dita Von Teese has reportedly filed for divorce from shock-rocker Marilyn Manson. What do you think?

  • “They had a pretty standard marital disagreement: She wanted to have kids, he wanted to take a shit on them.”

    Kiki Javerbaum –
    Gymnastics Coach

  • “Hear that, ladies? The dating scene just got exponentially more horrifying.”

    Calvin Dumas –
    Poultry Farmer

  • “I'm proud of her for making it this far. Statistically speaking, marriages to androgynous Satanist wingnuts rarely survive more than six months.”

    Brian Warner –
    Systems Analyst