Manson, Von Teese Split

Burlesque performer Dita Von Teese has reportedly filed for divorce from shock-rocker Marilyn Manson. What do you think?

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  “They had a pretty standard marital disagreement: She wanted to have kids, he wanted to take a shit on them.”

  Kiki Javerbaum –
  Gymnastics Coach

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  “Hear that, ladies? The dating scene just got exponentially more horrifying.”

  Calvin Dumas –
  Poultry Farmer

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  “I'm proud of her for making it this far. Statistically speaking, marriages to androgynous Satanist wingnuts rarely survive more than six months.”

  Brian Warner –
  Systems Analyst