American Voices

Manson, Von Teese Split

January 10, 2007 | ISSUE 43•02

Burlesque performer Dita Von Teese has reportedly filed for divorce from shock-rocker Marilyn Manson. What do you think?

  • They had a pretty standard marital disagreement: She wanted to have kids, he wanted to take a shit on them.

    Kiki Javerbaum
    Gymnastics Coach

  • Hear that, ladies? The dating scene just got exponentially more horrifying.

    Calvin Dumas
    Poultry Farmer

  • I'm proud of her for making it this far. Statistically speaking, marriages to androgynous Satanist wingnuts rarely survive more than six months.

    Brian Warner
    Systems Analyst

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